BOHEMIAN MOUNTAIN GLAMPORAMA!
Hi Special Guests!
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DIRECTIONS FROM PRIVATE DRIVE: FOLLOW THE ATTACHED MAP!
1. DON’T TURN INTO A DRIVEWAY THAT DOES NOT HAVE A GATE… if you perceive a fork in the road, stay to the RIGHT!!
2. DO NOT TURN LEFT unless you are about to run into a mountain! KEEP GOING UP! UP UP UP UP
3. GO ALL THE WAY UNTIL YOU CAN GO NO FURTHER — YOU’LL REACH AN OPEN GATED ENTRY and see a BIG E !
COME ON THROUGH THE GATE, and when you see the BIG ORANGE CONE, turn left and park in front of your cabin and make yourselves at home!
Things to Know
My sweet doggies may run out to greet you from time to time! Give them pets and say “NEW FRIENDS! ”—they know what that means and will be happy to see you! The big black one is Seamus (SHAY-mus) and the white one is Mazzy. You may also be visited by Ava, the little black kitty.
Your bathroom is up near the Big House just in front of the carport. There is a decorative cow skull hanging on the door and a nightlight. DO NOT put ANYTHING in the toilet except for toilet paper. SEPTIC SYSTEM!
Outdoor SHOWER: turn the knob as highlighted on the heating unit. If water does not heat up, check to make sure the propane tank is ON (it’s behind the cabin by the shower)
Water is drinkable!
Wifi may not connect inside your cabin—it will definitely connect in the driveway and closer to the Big House. Feel free to hang out on the deck or outside the bathroom to check your emails, etc. *GLAMPING*
Big House back deck: Go up to the big house and walk around to the BACK… You are 100% welcome to come on up and hang out on the big deck—bring a drink! it’s great at sunset and for stargazing!
Do not leave food in your car (bears)
Make sure to turn off all lights, heater/air conditioner when you leave the cabin.
Propane GRILL: feel free to use the grill. Make sure to scrape it down with tool provided when you’re done cooking and enjoy! Let me know if the propane seems to be getting low.
Swimming hole trail starts behind your cabin. It’s about an 8 minute hike down. take WALKING STICKS (provided) and WATER. Stay on the trail. Watch for snakes—stay on the path down to the river. BEARS: if ypu happen to see one, “haze” it by making lots of noise, which will make it run away. In the unlikely event that you run right into one (it’s never happened yet!), DO NOT RUN. Be loud, raise your arms to look bigger and SLOWLY BACK AWAY.
AND BE CAREFUL!! Dry granite can be VERY slippery, and the river can run fast and cold. Enjoy exploring
When visiting the Park, make sure to bring WATER + FOOD (Sierra Subs or Totem have sandwiches to go!) Take snacks too; hiking makes you thirsty + hungry! One of my fav places: http://www.redwoodhikes.com/SequoiaNP/RoundMeadow.html
Check-out: 11am. Please try to leave it more or less as you found it and we’ll take care of the rest! If you have perishables that you won’t be taking with you, please leave these in the fridge instead of putting into the trashcan & we will dispose of properly, thanks!
BE SURE TO CHECK SEKI (parks website) FOR UPDATES—depending on the season, conditions can change overnight. http://www.nps.gov/seki
Feel free to ask me any questions and we’ll see you soon!
Jana & Greg
45832 Sierra Drive HOUSE E
Three Rivers, CA 93271